Britney on the X Factor.

• Simon: So what did you think of his performance Britney?
• Britney: Well, I thought it was really cool.
• Britney: Your vocals were cool.
• Britney: The notes you hit, um, yeah, they were very cool.
• Britney: And I love your outfit, it's so cool!
• Britney: And your energy, it was just...electric. So cool.
• Britney: Overall, your performance was just very cool.
• Britney: *smiles*
• Me at home watching on TV: OMFG I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING PRAISE GODNEY